J.D. Moyer

science fiction author, beatmaker, against fascism

I Am Psyduck (Anxiety is Ridiculous)

In the animated show Pokemon Concierge, Psyduck causes surrounding objects to levitate when experiencing anxiety. It’s a recurring gag in the show; Psyduck gets stressed about something, and various pots and pans, coconuts, and other items start to hover, inevitably crashing down and wreaking havoc.

Well, Kia recently realized that I’m Psyduck. I start to get stressed about some little thing (a late package, a missing spoon, a scheduling issue) and my anxiety begins to spiral. I become irritable and unreasonable. If I were in the least bit telekinetic, surrounding objects would definitely start to hover.

But it’s good to realize that I’m Psyduck. Yes, I’m sensitive and prone to disproportional bouts of anxiety. But, also like Psyduck, I can use various methods to calm myself. I can remember to take five milligrams of lithium orotate. I can chill the fuck out, and laugh about it.

Which Pokemon are you, psycho-emotionally?

2025 Recap (Spreadsheet Breakthrough)

Looking back on 2025, the most significant thing I did was create a spreadsheet.

Sounds underwhelming, for sure. But this spreadsheet was unlike any other spreadsheet I’d ever created, and I’m someone that LOVES spreadsheets. I make lists, track fictional characters, outline plots, plan my life, etc–all with spreadsheets. And this was a sort of planning spreadsheet, in a way. But for me, a new approach.

On this particular spreadsheet, each row represented a month, while each column represented an important life category. Fiction writing, music production, home improvement, dates with my wife, activities with my kid, going out/visiting friends, health, etc. If I wanted to track it, I created a column. The 2025 spreadsheet had twelve columns in all.

I then filled out each cell with planned or desired activities and events, setting the text to bold if/when they actually occurred. Below the month rows, I filled out spaces beneath the columns with yet-to-be scheduled activities in each category.

For the first time, I could see a picture of the year in terms of my actualized values and priorities. I could see which categories were getting neglected, which ones might be a bit overcrowded.

And as a result, 2025 was the first year where I felt like my social life was “back”, fully recovered to pre-pandemic levels. That felt good.

What Was Actually in the Spreadsheet?

The social activities were my peak experiences last year. Hosting a couple great parties, wine nights with the boys, starting a new D&D campaign, going out to some club nights and concerts, dates with Kia, dinner parties with friends, etc. I feel blessed with family and friendship.

But I also had some professional success. I started a new consulting company, JD Moyer Solutions LLC, and made bucketloads of money. Which is good because I live in the most expensive city in the world and pay for the most expensive private school (because nothing else worked). Mark Musselman and I released some electronic music which I think sounds extremely nice (Dream Wave, By My Side, check out our Bandcamp), I worked on a bunch of new Jondi & Spesh tracks, and I started my most ambitious novel yet (Saint Arcology, the San Francisco version, which precedes the Mumbai Saint Arcology, which will be Book 2).

But it’s the social stuff I’m most proud of, and remember most.

What were your 2025 highlights?

 

I’m Giving You Permission to NOT Make Short Form Videos

Short-form videos (including TikTok, YouTube shorts, etc.) are the new ultra-processed food of the attention space. Bite-sized, super-engaging, effortless to consume, short-form videos melt your brain like artificially flavored bright-orange cheese puffs melt in your mouth. Zero nutritional value, and you’re left wanting more. Might as well eat the whole bag.

The first analogy I thought of was crack cocaine, but short-form video isn’t quite that addictive, and doesn’t ruin lives. It’s just another entertainment medium. And for some, it’s potentially useful. If you’re a DIY creator (author, illustrator, musician, dancer, whatever), you can use short-form video to promote your work with great effectiveness. If you’re willing and able to consistently create consistent content (there’s a reason for the two “consistents”), there’s a good chance you can leverage a zero-dollar marketing budget into massive exposure.

But one does not simply “make short form video.” There’s an art to it, like anything. To fit expectations and get views, the content needs to be engaging (funny, surprising or shocking, generally clickbaity) and presented in narrow bandwidth of narrative formats. You don’t need much equipment beyond a smartphone to get started, but you do need at least a rudimentary understanding of lighting, focus, framing, depth of field, editing, and other film-making concepts. And of course it helps if you’re young and/or good-looking and/or affable and/or funny, and enjoy being in front of the camera.

And you’re going to need ideas. Lots of ideas. But the ideas can’t be that different from one another. For the various algorithms to pick up your content and share it widely, your short-form videos will need to appeal to a narrow demographic. They should all be produced on a similar topic with a similar style, the narrower the better. Thus the second “consistent” above.

Does all this sound like great fun, an intriguing challenge? If so, you may be a great candidate for creating and sharing short-form video content to promote your work (or whatever other reason appeals to you). The more power to you!

But to me, and I’m guessing you (since you clicked on this post), it sounds like a huge pain in the ass. It sounds like a whole lot of work with potentially zero payoff. Who has time for all that? We’d rather invest our precious free time into making good (and maybe great) art, right?

The Harsh Reality of Art as a Market Product

Any kind of creative endeavor is both difficult and rewarding. The difficult part is making anything halfway decent, something that doesn’t make you cringe when the object of your creation impacts your physical senses. You have great taste (or at least great enthusiasm) for art; that’s why you started to make your own in the first place. But when you compare your own early efforts to the masters and geniuses you admire, you quickly realize that your own work sucks. So you persist and hone your skills, for years or even decades, and eventually reach a point when you’ve created something you’re proud of. You’re on top of the world!

What now?

Friends or family might suggest that you sell your work, or at least “put it out there.” Submit it, publish it, promote it. If you follow that advice, even a little bit, then your art is now a market product. Gatekeepers will accept or reject it. Consumers will buy it, or not. Tastemakers will pay attention to your work and talk about it, or not. Your work will be judged, commented on, and reviewed, sometimes harshly. Or worse, totally ignored.

It’s valid to create just for the sake of creating. Don’t turn your hobby into a job, they say, and it’s good advice. Expressing yourself creatively is usually good for your mental health, and you can simply share your work with your family and friends, completely safe from market forces and the opinions of strangers.

It’s also valid to put your work out there, to release it in some way, and then basically just hope for the best. No marketing, no hustle. Hope that somebody influential comes across your work and promotes it for you. That can actually work! That happened to me early in my music career, and it changed my life. John Digweed found a used Jondi & Spesh vinyl record at a record store in Berkeley, started playing it out, and eventually put it on his compilation that sold hundreds of thousands of copies. That break gave us the clout to release music on dozens of respected labels, to make music for video games and advertisements, to license our music to TV shows, and to start our own record label.

But in this day and age, there are millions of both traditionally and self-published releases every day. It’s more likely than ever that your work will be ignored and buried by the onslaught of newer releases if you don’t have an effective marketing plan.

You know all this. That’s why you’ve been considering making short form videos, and are perhaps dreading the prospect.

What’s the Alternative?

I’ve been experimenting with marketing for years. Mostly in the music space, through our record label. I’ve thrown plenty of money down the drain and learned a great deal about what doesn’t work. When we do have success with a release, at times it feels random. It’s easy to get discouraged and give up on marketing efforts altogether.

But I’ve persisted in trying to learn more about the space. It’s a fascinating problem, and if we can solve it, we can potentially make a living via our art. Or at least turn our creative endeavor into a lucrative side hustle.

So in terms of marketing, what works, and what doesn’t?

There’s no easy answer. The question is too big. It’s equivalent to “What’s the best way to earn money?” It depends on your skill set, the economy, your health and energy, and so many other factors.

But generally, it’s good advice to choose a marketing medium that you don’t hate. Just like you wouldn’t (or at least shouldn’t) choose a career that you hate, even if it paid well.

One useful metric is “Do you think about it in the shower?” If short-form video ideas spring to mind when hot water is pounding on your back, then maybe you should be posting on TikTok. That definitely doesn’t happen to me. But sometimes I do think of blog posts in shower. So this blog is my main “social media” channel.

What do you obsess on? What kind of promotional medium matches your natural wellspring of ideas?

Do that.

The Three Consistencies

I’ve had releases or projects get wildly popular a few times. Sometimes it’s pure luck–like a world-famous DJ finding my track in the used bin.

But in every case this “luck” has been preceded by three factors:

  1. Consistent quality
  2. Consistent content (staying within genre/topic/niche)
  3. Consistent release schedule

Easier said than done. Personally, I feel that I’m decent at quality control, pretty bad at staying within genre/topic, and mediocre at regular releases.

But times when I’ve managed to wrangle all three have been magic. This blog, for example, when I was writing consistently about health topics, posting multiple times a week. I was getting thousand of daily views, interview requests, and even a TV appearance for one of my 30-day experiments. It was a good run. Eventually I started to feel uncomfortable writing about health topics, given my complete lack of medical credentials. So I mostly stopped posting about health, and readership quickly fell off. But the formula worked.

Back in the late nineties my music and business partner Spesh started to host a weekly electronic music happy hour at an art gallery. I thought it would probably lose money as a project, but reluctantly hopped on board when his other partner dropped out. Week after week, we hosted this small party, curating music at 111 Minna from 5-9pm every Wednesday. Within a few years we had lines around the block and were written up in European guidebooks, “what to do in San Francisco.” The party ran for nearly fifteen years and was a wild success. Part of that was that the vibe of our party matched the zeitgeist of the time, when electronic music felt cutting edge, the internet was new, and San Francisco was experiencing its first “dot-com” boom. But the other part of the success was the three consistencies.

I’d love to be able to provide an example with my fiction writing. But being only traditionally published, I’ve never had much control over my release schedule, and its never been consistent. Which is one reason why I probably need to establish a self-publishing pipeline at some point to complement traditionally published releases. While it’s always possible for a one-off or debut release to become a massive hit, when I look around the author marketplace and see who is succeeding massively, they’re all consistent in terms of quality, topic/genre, and regular releases.

But wait, weren’t we talking about marketing efforts? Well, the same principles apply. If you’re publishing a newsletter to promote your books, it should be consistently good, with a consistent format, published at consistent intervals. With that formula, it’s impossible to NOT build an audience.

It’s simple. but it’s not easy. Consistency requires effort and planning. And it doesn’t guarantee success. But triple consistency does guarantee the best chance of your work connecting with its compatible and interested audience, if that audience exists.

Next up: Why You Shouldn’t Promote to Your Family and Friends

If You’re Looking for an Alternative to Nancy Pelosi…

Yesterday I got the chance to meet Saikat Chakrabarti, who’s running against Nancy Pelosi in California’s 11th congressional district. He has my vote for the following reasons:

  • I agree with the vast majority of his policies, which focus on affordable housing and healthcare, building a clean economy, and ending corruption in Congress.
  • He’s relatively young (39) and is thinking about what the next 30 years of democracy can look like.
  • He’s not afraid to call out the complacency and cowardice in the Democratic party, and to stand up for systemic change, even if it means rocking the boat.
  • He’s a flexible, nuanced thinker, who rejects false dichotomies (for example, we can expand state capacity AND make government more efficient–it’s not one or the other).

Some random observations:

  • His name is pronounced “shoy-kot” (more or less), which is the Bengali pronunciation of the name.
  • He’s independently wealthy from a startup (engineer #2 at Stripe). I don’t hold this against him at all, as it allows him to fund a campaign entirely free of corporate PAC money, AND he’s in favor of a wealth tax on people like himself.
  • He’s approachable, down-to-earth, and has a good sense of humor.
  • He’s originally from Texas.
  • He campaigned for Bernie Sanders, and was AOC’s campaign manager, and later, chief of staff.
  • While just as articulate and principled as Bernie and AOC, I could see Saikat being a less polarizing figure, simply because he is so personable and solutions-focused.

New Music Release, and Writing Update

MOMU, my breakbeat project with Mark Musselman, has a new release out on Beatport. From our publicist:

The release glides open with Momu’s original, subtly dissolving you into a rich tapestry of vivid harmonies and instrumental layers before ushering you into a sophisticated downtempo breakbeat groove – with the enveloping melodies modulating around it perpetually. This latest contribution from Momu further cements the duo’s status as one of the industry’s most diverse and artistically unlimited acts, capable of shaping timeless electronica with succinct nods to on-trend sonic nuances and a new-age feel.

The release is also available on Bandcamp with a second, alternative alias_j remix exclusive to that site.

Writing Update

TBH, I’m in the midst of a publishing drought. My most recent novel and short story were both published in 2021. But it’s not for lack of writing or submitting.

More than two years ago, I had a novella accepted by The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction. Unfortunately, that particular publication has been in a slump, with a dearth of recent issues and apparent financial difficulties. So my novella has yet to see the light of day. However, F&SF was recently acquired, so there’s still hope.

Publishing troubles aside, I’ve been busy. Since 2021 I’ve completed two screenplays, three novels, and half a dozen short stories. Some of those works still need revision, but some are currently in submission. Something will get the green light eventually, and you’ll be among the first to hear about it.

The recent explosion in AI slop “writing” has made things very difficult for editors who accept unsolicited fiction submissions. As a result, submission windows have tightened, and keeping track of which magazines are open for what kind of stories is practically a part-time job. But I’ve finally got some systems in place so that I’m getting my work out there again.

Wish me luck!

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