Thin, tan, and horny.
Ten years ago, in 2002, I read an article in WIRED magazine about an experimental drug called Melanotan. Early test results indicated that the drug could make a pale person tan, without sun exposure. Side effects included reduce appetite and weight loss, and a high frequency of spontaneous erections.
Thin, tan, and horny … WIRED dubbed Melanotan “the Barbie drug.”